Thursday, July 21, 2011

Why won't my friends talk to me?

Well, last night me and my 2 best friends had a sleepover in a dark alley. (Their choice not mine) And while we were painting our nails, a random dude came up and started making out with my friend. So me and my other friend hit them both in the head with a sledge hammer. (because we're only 6 and making out is gross) So while they both had their naps, we threw the mans body in a dumpster. And did our hair. While we did our hair, a bear came up to my friend. It was a cute bear and asked her to come with him to his van. She said no, and he gave her his buisness card. It said; Pedobear Babysitting Service and other stuff. Then she put it in her pocket and we talked about aliens. Then we had a fight over wether there's an eleven button on the phone or not and I hit her on the head with the sledgehammer and went to sleep. Now it's morning and they're not talking to me, they're just lying on the ground with red stuff coming out of their heads. Are they mad at me or something? Should I apologize?

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